这些醉酒状态，你是哪一种？

After a few glasses of wine, everyone experiences a different state of mind. Which type of wine lover are you after the alcohol takes effect?

“I have a little donkey, I never ride…” Yes, you read it correctly, I actually typed it three times because I was… brainwashed!!! However, today I’m not here to promote songs. At a friend’s gathering last night, one of my friends kept singing this song on repeat after having a few drinks. So…

While my friend was constantly humming “Little Donkey”, I, being the dedicated writer that I am, also summarized some common states of being drunk. Let’s take a look at which type you might be!

1. The Song King Type:

After getting drunk, the music cells in this type of person seem to be activated. They can sing everything from folklore to rock and rap with ease. They are truly the Chinese little song library. They don’t care if there are people around, they just fully immerse themselves in singing and having a good time. Sometimes, like in the story I mentioned at the beginning, they may get “stuck” on a song and sing it on repeat.

2. The Chatty Cathy Type:

This type of person is named as such because they talk endlessly after getting drunk. There is no本质difference between the Song King Type and the Chatty Cathy Type, it just depends on their expression. After a few glasses of wine, Chatty Cathys will talk for hours at a time, with fast speech and loud volume. They are unaware of their own behavior and cannot control their speech rate or volume.

3. The Foodie Type:

No matter whether the food is on the table or they have just finished a big meal, the Foodie Type will definitely search for food after drinking. “I’m so hungry”, “I want to eat something”, and “Waiter, please hurry up” are some of the most common things you’ll hear them say. The only way to shut them up is to give them food.

4. The Charmer Type:

This is also a common state after getting drunk. This type of person often摆出 various poses or play with small objects without realizing it, displaying their charm in every movement.

5. The疯狂Type: